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Balatero boy in Galera

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From not so distant past rumampage akembang sa Gaylera, the one happy place south of Batangas where you have to ride the small bangka from the pier. It’s not my first time in that Mindoro island, like I’ve been there four or five times already. I was like very takot everytime. Gosh. The waters can be rough and fatal. Remember there were boats which capsized and killed madaming innocent people who just wanted to frolic in ze beach? Those things give me the creeps like hell. I can swim with the jacket on, but honey I don’t like struggling in the middle of the ocean and fearing for my dear life, anufilch?

Anyway I had a pretty decent ride to Galera, I was with a girl friend and we were to join some friends who went there ahead of us. I wanted to spend like days but I had work, I couldn’t freakin take leave and ask permission from my boss. Like naimbey si Cinderella nang bongga ha! *bangs sideswept*

Again Galera iz gaylera. Daming malansa. Eww. Chos. The place reeks of too much rainbow, like I though if God wanted to reclaim the world there and then, half of the gay population in the Philippines would have been liquidated. Gosh. Kawawa naman the umbaw who would miss their allowances from their mamasungs and the umbaws who just wanted some BJ fix from us. Kems lang.

What did I do in the sinful place? Nagbook akembang. Taga-Balatero ang umbaw, a barangay next to White Beach and can be reached by foot or by the lowly tricycle. I was dancing, uh, gyrating on the dance floor when I met Magalona (his jersey shirt says Magalona eh so I call hm Magalona) at the Tipzynaku Bar near the concert grounds.But yeah, you know me. Nangati ang pepe kez eh. Yikes. Hihi. So I asked Magalona to bring me to some place where we could do some kembangan. He obliged without batting an eyelash. So off we went to the bushes not too far away from the crowd. He took off his jersey, laid it on the sand and instructed me to give him a head. Like ewww. Chos. Haha. Kumanta ang Cinderella. “Sometimes when we touch” ni Danny Hill, paborito ni Manny Pacquiao.

Pero I wasn’t content with what we were doing. I said I’d lie down, and he does the honor. Kinembang ako ng gago. He asked me to put my feet on his shoulder. What was that kembang style called, again? I did it. Like I nearly bled gosh. Malay ko bang isagadsagad nya sa matris ko ang kanyang baton like there’s no tomorrow.  And there, after some forceful push and pounding, off our excretes met. Like a baby would have been created if I were fertile that night. la la lala.

For consolation, I gave Balatero P150 pesos. He said he needed panggas ng motor nya. I was feelign generous. Check na. May baby naman ako paguwe ng city sa sinapupunan mech. I just don’t remember vividly how he looked. But the boy was decent enough for a summer fuck.

Hey, the rains are here already. Until the next Gaylera summer. Imma put on my boots na and sing in the rain.

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May 29, 2011 at 5:35 pm

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And the winner is..

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Di ko natapos ang Ms Bi Palawan kanina. Oo, ongoing pa rin ang pageant as of writing. Tinawagan kasi ako ng evil sisterettes. Pa-Galera pa kami bukas este mamaya.  So hayan after introduction in their swimming attire, sa balur agad akez so blogelya ko nalang. Panalo sa P2 aka Palawan2. Medyo mabaho lang yung lugar like eww ipis must be habitating in there kaya. Like duh, ang hirap din hanapin ng place at ng parking ko. Pero out of curioisty inirampa ko na rin ang aking beauty dun kanina with my beki friend. Andaming pamintang durog anofilch. Si Chocnut and his oversized partner ay win sa pandadaot ng audience, lalo sa beking taga Fairview who gave them P20 tip. Imbey daw ang mga bakla after pakantahin ng Listen. Anofilch!

Kakatuwa ang experience ko mga ‘neng. May isang beki aba mega sightsunbg ever ng notring kez habang jumijingle bells akembang. Sige hanapin mo kuya, nakatali kaya! balahibong pusa lang makikita mo. Chos.

Eto pa. Judge dun sa pageant yung serbam na colbam na nagaadvertise ng serbisyo sa spaquarium at boytoyforhire. Jeake ata ang namesung. Mukhang thunderoo na si Kuya. At beki din pala. Kaloka. Nagpapabook pa eh jusko fink din pala ang kapa anuflich!

O babushka na. Antok na ang Cinderella. Sana makakuping ako sa Galera.

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May 21, 2011 at 3:04 am

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Sayawan sa baryo

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Nung May 13, fiesta ng barangay sa balur ng friend kong tuklis sa Maalas-as. May sayawan, may peryahan from not so far away sa balur nila. The scene was too inviting—dadagsa ang mga notring from around town as promised. Ang sayawan dun din sa may basketball court katabi ng peryahan. Strategically placed, diva? As was expected, andaming tuklis from everywhere, from kabilang bayan even. Halos lahat babaihan *effem* nung gabing yun. Di naman ako patatalbog. Eh ang ganda ko nung gabing yun. Naka-fink funda ang tiyahin nyo.

May search for queen and king of the dancefloor. Witchel ko keri kumain ng alikabok and besides, dying to get the prize ang mga tuklis kong friends. At stake is P1,000 pesos and a picture frame care of kapisanan ng barangay.

Ang saya-saya ng gabi. Isang friend na tuklis ang naguwi ng korona. I did the honor of documenting the contest with my old Nokia phone camera. Bungga the resolution ng aking E63. Haha!

http://www.vimeo.com/23994197

May booking ako. Si Zed.  Nakatitigan ko sa tindahan while I was buying sagot’ gulaman. Sinundan ko sya. Then one thing led to another. Dinala ko sya sa likod ng peryahan sa may puno ng niyog. Dun lumuhod ang mga tala. P200 pesos ang paysung. Ang mahal ng titi nya. In fairness, mahaba at mabango. face is check na. Nakipaglips-to-lips at nilagyan pako ng chikinini sa chest. Bet. Ako raw ang first time na bakalang naka-el-aypok nya, anopletch! ping lacson!

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May 20, 2011 at 12:45 pm

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Whatever happened to Legarda?

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Dahil di ko naman tukoy ang Legarda for the life of me dahil sa Kyusi namulat ang aking pagkadalaga, nagtanong tanong ang Cinderella sa men on the streets. Sumabit ako sa jeep chos, nagFx at nagjeep ulit. Tatlong beses na paglipat-lipat mula doon sa amin sa Makati. Gastos: P8, P25, P8 = P41. Pinglacson na compared sa taxi in the middle of 6pm traffic na kung susumahin ay posibleng pumatak ng P200. Sayang, pangnomo na rin.

Mahal kong Maynila.

Ambaho ng Maynila ni Mayor Lim. Chos. Sumakit ang aking batok. Grabe ang amoy, nakakasuka parang Cubao dun sa may Aurora. Kung hindi lang sa kakatihan ko. In consolation naman, napagtagni-tagni ko na sa aking kamalayan kung saan nakahimlay ang U-belt at ang mga unibersidad na kabilang dito. Susme di ko ata keri magbasa ng readings at rumampa sa Recto at Mendiola on any given day if I had enrolled in there.  Buti nalang Miriam girl ako. Chos.

Di masyadong bungga ang aking Legarda session. Di masyadong tumayo si kumander ni Marino, natalo ng dalawang Red Horse mucho. Humingi sya ng sorry kasi promise nya maghahalo ang aming mga genes nung gabing yun at magkakasupling sana. Ang supposedly fetus, naiwan sa kama at sa maruming damit.

Parang di ko bet balikan si Marino. Ayaw nya makipagkiss dahil may girlfriend, di pa tinigasan nang sufir at kulang ang romansa skills. Konting kembangan lang ang nangyari kasi nagmasturbate nalang kami ng sabay. Pero mabait naman sya at masinop sa bahay. Sabi nya nakatipid nako sa motel. Trulali naman dahil sa bahay nya ako dinala.

He told me to go back next week. Sabi ko, bahala na.

In memoriam. #doublechos.

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May 12, 2011 at 11:53 pm

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Doon sa Legarda

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Mamaya may gala ang Cinderella papuntang Ligaya, este Legarda. May gusto makipagmetup yung nakasabay ko sa jeep sa probinsya long time ago. Andito raw sya sa Manila for summer classes at the PMI in Sta. Cruz. Nagmamarino si Kuya. Dinner daw kami tas nomo sa balur nya after. Aba kakakaexcite anopletch.

Saka ko na ipost ang picture kung may kembangang magaganap tonight para naman vividly related ang hadahan blog entry. Please pray for me Argentina.

Nagtext sakin kagabe yung booking kong masseur the other night kung gusto ko raw magpaserbis.

Then nangulit din si KK the indie actor, nakikipaghaggle sa presyo. E wala ako sa mood plus in hindisght, sayang ang andalucia kez malapit na ang enrolment ng aking mga supling sa bukid.

Pero nagiisp pa ako. Crush ko kasi talaga ang mokong despite all. So-so lang yung nangyari samin nung Valentine’s eh so I thought baka bumawi sya this time. Bahala na.

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May 10, 2011 at 3:14 pm

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spa-cation chos.

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Hola! Nagbalik akembang para lang sabihin that last night I had booking. A friend visited my pad at around twelve. With nothing to do except catch on each other’s busy gay lives, we agreed to hire male therapists for a spa session for more bonding. What, bonding? Extra service, neng. Chos.

We were provided with two at around 12:30, they knocked on my door and saw two boys. Hindi chararat, thankyouverymuch. So we set up the beds and started the session as soon.

Half-way into the massage, my friend asked if I wanted an extra service but told him I got no cash to spare. Since we were just at arm’s length faw away from each other, we couldn’t talk well. So I asked him to text me instead. Gudjab. He agreed to cover on me. So while they were doing their thing on the far end of the unit, my therapist and I are busily humping and catching breaths.

Walang pag-aalinlangan, naghubad ang dalawang ombre ng kanilang saplot when my friend offered P3,000 pesos for everything to cover for the two of us. His therapist was more of the looker but mine doesn’t get far behind. Mas gwapo lang talaga yung sa kanya. Keme na, sya naman nagpaysung galore.

I asked friend if he was satisfied at the end of the session–he was disappointed. Hindi raw sya binottom nung gwaping. Di raw tumitigas ang etits ni Koya. Nagpasuck at nagromansa pero witchel nagflag ceremony ang notring. Yung sa akin ganun din, konting tigas then wala na. Balik lambot sa downy. Imbey ang dalawang tuklis.

Pero ginetching ko ang number nung dalawang ombre, they typed it in naman sa kyelpon kez. Wala lang, textmate kumbaga. Witchel naman ako plano magpaysung ng P1,500 for booking. Uwi nalang ako sa probinsya where empi light at lugaw lang ang katapat ng isang gabing pagpapalaya. Di nga lang masyadong gwaping pero sa P500 pesos, happy pekpek na akembang.

NB. Where were I the past weeks? Nasa kumbento. Chos. Umakyat ako ng pine city. Wala namang booking, nagpainom ako sa mga otoko. I wasted away P1,700 nang walang nangyayare. Imbyerna. So dahil dun, magtatanda na ako. Wag basta-basta makipagnomoan kung hindi siguradong booking ang uuwian.

Kumusta na ang mga bakla?

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May 8, 2011 at 3:05 pm

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