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bon appetit

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Hello Upper echelons, namiss nyo ko, anufilch? Chos.

The parlor closed shop so mega hunting ang lola ng next site. I even hired Nielsen to give me the market research. Chos.

Dahil namiss ko rin kayo, I’m willing to bare all.

Sarreh naman makalat ang balur kez.

Witchel ako yan. Sya si Benjie, ang lalaking may silicon sa kasangkapan. Bon Appetit! Naloka akech muntik nang lumabas ang bituka kech sa pwerta. I thought boobs lang ang may silicon. But no! Hemingway, Serbisyong totoo si Koya. Nifinger, dinutdot ang aking treasured keps. Blasphemy ang ginawa sakin, daig pa ang Poleteismo ni Mideo Cruz sa CCP! Imbey.

Damage: PWET, P250 1-hrmassage (in fairness marunong sya), P500 serbisyo.  For inquiries, call me.

Alas dos na ng umaga, am like close to sleeping already but the malanding bakla just had to blog this out.

Where you on the long weekend, mga bakla?

Kitakits sa Boracay!

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August 26, 2011 at 1:49 am

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Only in the bukid

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A lot has changed recently, thus my entries are few and far between. I’ve moved from one parlor to another.  Pasensya na mga bakla, nasa adjustment period pa kech as I’m aligning priorities now that I’ve already turned 26. Choz.

I miss the beki friends in the bukid. It’s been weeks since I’ve joined the pack. In fcuk , I was supposed to watch a pageant where some of them had joined in. Matagal na kasi itong pinaghandaan ng mga bakla. Si K, hindi kumain ng isang buwan fearing na baka maging isa syang muffin top. Sosyal. Si B nagpagawa pa sakin ng mga possible answers to every possible beaucon questions in the world. Natetense daw ang bakla in front of the crowd thus the preparation so she won’t get booed.

I’ve seen the pics and heard about the stories. Naiinggit lang ako.

Here’s what happened on July 31, pyesta sa isang barangay doon sa amin.

Bikini portion agad ang opening number ng mga beki friends.

Sa isang patimapalak kagandahan na gaya nito, 1-month pay na sa parlor ang katumbas kapag naiuwe mo ang sagradong korona. Kaya kanya-kanyang paistaran ang mga kapatid ko sa baryo.  Tatlong sakong bigas na daw for the family, anufilch.

Palong-palo ang mga dalaga ko. Naghihiraman sila ng gowns most of the time, nagkikipaghaggle sa ukay or nagtatahi for more katipiran.  They could really give Ino Sotto, Rajo or Paul Cabral a run for their money—even Monique Lhullier.

Sa talent portion, kung hindi ka gifted with the singing prowess or dancing skills or magmonologue at irecite ang Gettysburg Address, pwes ilabas mo nalang ang canvas at magdrawing ka ng gown.

Si Mareng J and her creation. Idol ata si Shamsey Supsup who also drew for the BB Pilipinas talent portion.

Gaya-gaya naman si Mareng A, nagcartographic sketch naman ng lalaking nangrape daw sa kanya nung musmos palang daw sya.

But as in every game and play there has to be winners.

Presenting the Top6 candidates in the Ms Gay Barangay (_______) 2011

It all came down to top three.

Tuwang tuwa sa sobreng hawak ang mga bakla. The winner gets to receive P3K, while the 1st and 2nd runnerups brought home P2K at P1k respectively.

Syempre di mawawala ang Thank You Girls.

The Stocking Queen of the Night

Pumatay pa sya ng sandamakmak na manok, joked my Kumare.

Sya din ito. Kuda ko, para lang syang manikang de susi. Award.

Di man ako nakapanood, nagenjoy ako sa panonood ng album ng tropa.

Nakakamiss ang bukid. Nakakamiss ang mga totoong tao. Only in the bukid.

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August 2, 2011 at 1:32 am

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